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If not then you might as well just text random numbers and hope someone is impressed: 2. According to the dozens of girls I’ve spoken to about this, it’s crazy how eager guys are to send a picture of their penis to just about anyone who will look. ") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." Boy: "Hi, is your name Google? ) Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for! Hello, I'm Preston." Yawning Girl Pick Up Lines "I'm tired too. " How come i know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number? "Girl, I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't got past your eyes! Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. " "You've been naughty go to your room, but if you want to be naughtier go to mine." "Hi, I'm the new Milkman. " "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day! "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." Hello, I'm bisexual. If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together. Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights! "How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry! Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?